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'That reminds me. Marmaduke is due for a bath.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Valet park only"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Sunset Attraction

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Those two peaks are definitely the most popular with the men.'

Hotel Room

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

J. M. W. Turner

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.