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"Of course there's nothing on the horizon - that's what it's for."

Model wilderness

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Isn't it nice to have a window to see everywhere we could be instead of here?"

Womb with a View

The Zoo.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Rose Garden

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Labor Day Flowers

The Garden

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Man watering his plants in the rain.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Roses

'I didn't know ostriches could swim.'

Creativity

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"I don't know what went wrong."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Ecology.

Weeds