Scenic Landscape Appreciator T-Shirts

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Rating the Sunset

"Set already!"

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

J. M. W. Turner

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Hotel Room

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

Artist paints an artist.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"Well, the drought is over."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

The painting Painter

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Meanwhile...in Albania