Scenic View Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

Dolphin tricks.

Hotel Room

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Sunset Attraction

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Theater and the Sun

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

'For sale'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Let's not have children."

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."