Scenic View Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm really not fond of water, but I admit water views are quite nice..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Polar bear bowling alley

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Roads with a view.

'What if I promise not to look?'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Rating the Sunset

'Mom, can't we stop to look at the Grand Canyon?'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Dolphin tricks.

Sunset Attraction

Hotel Room

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Theater and the Sun

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

RV travelers see signs 'Viewpoint' and 'Opposing Viewpoint'.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

'For sale'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

"We love the view. It helps to remind us that we're part of a larger community."

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Sunrise $5/Sunset $5

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

"Let's not have children."

What passes as a SCENIC ROUTE next right.