Scenic Admirer T-Shirts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Roads with a view.

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Set already!"

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Hotel Room

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

The painting Painter

"Well, the drought is over."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'I just can't believe the amount of packaging there is these days.'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Here come the summer people.'

'Hey Wayne!'

'Big deal, I'd rather have a beer.'

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

'For sale'

'Natural bridge'

"Smile!"