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'Is this in HD?'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Down the Rhine by the paddle steamer.

Roads with a view.

"You get a great view of the ball park from here."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

Guess who just bought a new RV

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Grace For Flies

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Swan Fairy Tales

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

A mother and baby elephant

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Where Indian ink came from.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Echo Tourism'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

No littering...

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Marco ..."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer