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'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'This would be really beautiful if it were prettier.'

Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Echo Tourism'

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

Black hole setting

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Follow that cab!'

Roads with a view.

Artist on the Beach

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

'Nice graphics.'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Set already!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

Sunset Attraction

'To much orange.'

Hotel Room

Working Holiday.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'