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'Wow! What graphics!'

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"It makes me realize how small you are."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"What I like most about this is the trail mix."

Men with short left legs meet man with short right leg on sloping mountain path.

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Hot Air Balloons

Not So Grand Canyon Next Exit

"Oh, c'mon, it's 500 miles closer!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Echo Tourism'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Black hole setting

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Artist on the Beach

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'Nice graphics.'

"Set already!"

'Oh, darling, what a romantic sunset!'

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

Working Holiday.

'To much orange.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Chess on TV

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."