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Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Add bungee jumping and you got something."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Echo Tourism'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

The Big Game Park

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

The Scenic Route

Sunset Attraction

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'What a bargain!'

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

'...Or not.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."

Bargeman on a canal boat.