Scenic Explorer Gifts

Welcome to unspoilt countryside signs.

Gwendolyn in Tuscany.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Add bungee jumping and you got something."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Echo Tourism'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Go ahead and dissect me

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Don't call the Nobel Committee just yet: We forgot to calibrate the instruments before the experiment...'

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

From what I hear, the Atwood Intuition Tank is coming up with results faster than we are.

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'

The Big Game Park

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

"I already noted plenty of beauty on the drive up."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

The Scenic Route

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Sunset Attraction

'Dear, when I die, what ever you do, don't donate my body to science.'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'What a bargain!'

'...Or not.'

"From here you can see 12 McDonald's..."

Brilliant reds & oranges. Muted golds & ochres.

"My husband's a lawyer. He's always losing cases."