Scenic Voyager Gifts

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Touché"

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Addicted to reading

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"It's a hybrid!"

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Working from OM.

The Sea Anglers: There is a warm feeling of brotherhood among all those who love messing about in boats...

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

The Scenic Route

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."