Sea Voyager Gifts

"So are we clear, Lads? No more saluting."

'The tip of the iceberg.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

Pirate ship airbag.

"What a coincidence, I'm a Piscean."

"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"

'A sore throat? Too bad you don't have some salt water to gargle with.'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Nothing but water, sand and coconuts... what I'd give for some excitement around here...!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

Ahab and Moby, before things got out of hand.

Lifesaver!

'But you said don't use the compass, just point the boat in the direction of the North star!'

snake: 'I'm going where the rodents are.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Our flounder

'Putting up a deck chair is a real bugger at the best of times.'

'One week on a boat, one day on a dinky island, then another whole week on the same monster ship, and you call it a vacation?'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

New to the vessel, professor Yomp still says 'Ahoy' a lot, an awful lot!

'I dread to think what the hotel will be like.'

'Don't tie up, boys. This is a private slip.'

'Are we there yet?'

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

"Thank god - look, a cliche!"

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

How Columbus Discovered America

"Stormsm scurvy, mutinies, seasickness ... and chances are they won't even name this place after me ... "

Maritime Tidal News

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Pilot Fish: "We;re currently swimming at a depth of 300 feet."

"Smoothest sailing I ever experienced."