Nautical Voyager Gifts

The Church-Going Bell.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Touché"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Lifesaver!

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Distractions.

"It's a hybrid!"

The Imperfect Storm

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'