Navigational Adventurer Gifts

"The GPS is great! It has the latest maps from Europe, North America and from Swedish furniture stores."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"Scuba cow"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'