Navigational Enthusiast Gifts

''I'll meet you at the big dune' is hardly a precise meeting point Darling: I need the latitude and longitude...'

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fishing boat.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Fish or Cut Bait

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Shall I let them breathe."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Going to Sea.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.