Navigational Enthusiast Gifts

''I'll meet you at the big dune' is hardly a precise meeting point Darling: I need the latitude and longitude...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boat wedding.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Fishing boat.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

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