Navigation Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

'That's the sixth time we've passed that sign.'

'If the Sat. Nav. system says it's this way, then it must be this way!'

"Do you think they mean us?"

Sat Nav Directions.

"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'It looks as though they got it right for once!'

Second Chance Exit.

'I told you that pipe wasn't a shortcut.'

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'I see you used the sat nav to get home.'

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

If your GPS gave directions like the rest of us.

"Install it in the back seat, I'm used to getting my driving directions from there."

Directions

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

The abstract piece of art, formally known as a 'tourist map'.

"Here.....pass me that bloody sat-nav!"

Tourist and the Right Way

"Talk about irony! My husband was checking out Google Maps on his smartphone and walked into a telephone pole!

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Which way to the summit? I lost track."

Tourists

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

GPS for Seniors. . . It tells you where you are and why you went there,

"Can you just admit we're lost and check the GPS?"

"Your instructions were perfect."

You are here (Man under huge 'x').

'No! No! You were keeping a note of what level we were on!'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'You are here?... Hey! This is a map of India?'