Navigation Nerd Gifts

After 39 years and 11 months of stubbornly wandering the desert, Moses' wife decides to ask for directions to the promised land,

'Computer Error'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Diane had accidentally set her GPS on 'Spouse' mode.

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

You Are Here Map in Car Park.

You Are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Sorry, but this is 1233A... 1233B is over there!"

'Just go down to the vanishing point and take a left.'

"Three times you've ignored my directions. Are we having trust issues?"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

'You never ask me for directions, Carl.'

'I'm telling you...the Old Kent Road is around here somewhere.'

You Are Here

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

It's our latest sat-nav, we modelled it on a london cabbie.

Recalculating!

2Recalculating..."

'Alright then, I'll admit it... we might be lost!'

'I hate to be a wet blanket, but one of us is migrating the wrong way.'

Plan A - Plan B.

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

We're not sure, but we think you're here.

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Eskimo finds directions board.

If you are here, you'll be late for the meeting

'Why don't you drive for a while and let me refold the map.'

'In two meters turn left!'

You Are Lost Here.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Lorry driver goes through woman's living room: 'Sorry for the intrusion, love ... blame the sat nav.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I'm afraid he's become to dependent on technology. I don't think he could find his rear end without a GPS.'