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Dr. using a gps to perform a colonoscopy

Seeing Dog with Collar Saying Sat Nav.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'The captain wants to know if anyone has a GPS he can borrow?'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Lost around a military base.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Pirate

'He's been there ever since he ate the parrot!'

Battery Lighthouse

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Department of Nanotechnology