Nerdy Navigator Gifts

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Department of Nanotechnology

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Geek mythology

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Recalculating!

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Island of Lost Guys.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

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