Humorous Navigator Gifts

"My last dog always too a right there."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Recalculating

Island of Lost Guys.

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Get ready ... Get set ...

'It's your father. He says he's joining Bob Dylan's never ending tour.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Rock the boat.

"Recalculating."

'You can't get there from here!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

'I took a short cut.'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Troubled water.

'Uh-oh.'

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

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