Navigational Humorist Gifts

How the heck are we supposed to find our way around here without street signs?...

Bicycle sat nav.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Rock the boat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Ticket and passport, please."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Recalculating

Island of Lost Guys.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

A series of Exit signs.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'