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Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

How the heck are we supposed to find our way around here without street signs?...

Bicycle sat nav.

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

Rock the boat.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Ticket and passport, please."

Recalculating

Island of Lost Guys.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Walking the Plank.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

A series of Exit signs.

'We're drifting apart.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'