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'The post office? Go a five iron west...turn right and go a three wood...'

Closebutnotthat Close.

Bicycle sat nav.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Island of Lost Guys.

Recalculating

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Recalculating."

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

Pirate Doctor

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'