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Geese Maps

Bicycle sat nav.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Recalculating

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

Pirate Doctor

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."