Navigational Humor Fan Gifts

Geese Maps

Bicycle sat nav.

Island of Lost Guys.

Recalculating

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

The guardrail brings it up to code.

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Pirate Doctor

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

'I wonder if it was such a good idea to outsource all the staff?'

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."