Navigational Comedy Aficionado Gifts

Recalculating

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

Island of Lost Guys.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"