Navigational Humorists Gifts

"Morgan's animal farm? Oh, yes...You just fly three miles south and then turn left and follow the highway for two miles! You can land in the parking lot!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"My guess it's guacamole."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Island of Lost Guys.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Recalculating

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

A series of Exit signs.

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

'We're drifting apart.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

Fish near-death experiences.

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"