Navigation Humorist Gifts

'You can't get there from here!'

A series of Exit signs.

Electronics. Games - GPS - Phones. New. We'd like to return this GPS --- Every route it suggested for getting to "Easy Street" requires traveling down "Endeavor Boulevard."

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

"No, I mean I'm like LITERALLY in the middle of it right now."

"He said turn left at the fork!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Island of Lost Guys.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Recalculating

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Walking the Plank.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.