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Desert Crawler

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Island of Lost Guys.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Ticket and passport, please."

Recalculating

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A series of Exit signs.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

The guardrail brings it up to code.

"Have you got an immoral compass? We're looking for a night of fun!"

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

The skipper never wears a hat that fits. He's always been afraid of cap-sizing!

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

'Long periods of inactivity are not good for a pirate like you, Cap'n. You're taking root.'

"After the life he's had, he just said 'What the hell'..."

Pirate Doctor

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

Rock the boat.

'Petty Officer why does Jenkins keep shouting 'ice cream' from the lookout? Is he drunk? Put him on a charge when he comes down.'