Humor Navigator Gifts

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'This is the best I could come up with.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

Island of Lost Guys.

Recalculating

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

Rock the boat.

"Recalculating."

Just for laughs, let's throw a few folks off course.

'You can't get there from here!'

Intelligent Navigation Device...

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I took a short cut.'

Troubled water.

"I need to talk to you about your unacceptable viewing history. I mean, Michael McIntyre!?!"

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

"He said turn left at the fork!"

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver

Car Travelling Down Road With Sign That Says 'Dead End'.

Ca you find Pompeo on a map?

"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."

Geek mythology