Comical Navigator Gifts

"I told him not to rely on his GPS when out running!"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Women who Read Too Much

Confused drivers

"You're 30 now. Where do you see yourself in five years?" "Thirty five."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Get ready ... Get set ...

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

I'm not sure but my guess is that it's one of the Sandwich Islands.

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles