Comedic Navigator Gifts

For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Airport Security.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Island of Lost Guys.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

Confused drivers

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club