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For Those Who Don't Feel That Driving School Is Quite Enough, There's...Driver's University

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

'We're lost - I told ye to take the low road.'

"Thar someone from the IRS blows!"

'Due to technical difficulties the scenic route is currently unavailable'

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Airport Security.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Women who Read Too Much

Confused drivers

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Dog Book Club

Touring Holidays - On the P***

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."