Comedic Life Navigator Pillows

"I said a dozen eggs and one pint of milk."

Airport Security.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Diving Cat.

Better times ahead.

Bashful in Nashville

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Confused drivers

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Doubt or Certainy

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Touring Holidays - On the P***

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

Lambo

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."