Life's Navigator Pillows

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Life"

Elevators: Up, Down, Options: 'I pushed options once...it was still 'up' or 'down'.'

Highway of life.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

No Immediate Danger

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Better times ahead.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Bashful in Nashville

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Midlife: You Are Here.

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"He downloaded one of those apps that helps you quit smoking."

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'They're fighting over who gets custody of the electronic devices.'

Arrow Church

"We slipped in the tub."

"I'm at the point where I find mixed signals reassuring."

"Two-minute warning."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."