Life Lesson Navigator Pillows

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Better times ahead.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

University of Hard Knocks

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

Moral Values for Dummies

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."