Life Lessons Explorer Pillows

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

How?

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: Never trust someone who tries to sell you nine life insurance policies.