Life Lessons Explorer Prints

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'What did you learn at university today?'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

How?

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

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