Life Lessons Enthusiast Prints

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something you don't know."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.