Life Lesson Lover Prints

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

"Life has its seasons, Kaitlin. This is baseball season."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'I wish I knew then what I know now.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

Help a struggling bowler out of the gutter.

'And if your friends all jumped off a bridge to get away from the cops, would you do it too?'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

University of Hard Knocks

'What did you learn at university today?'

Moral Values for Dummies

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.