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"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'False alarm! I'm back. It was only a career suicide.'

"Nobody knows everything but everybody knows something you don't know."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'Take a good look, Junior. When I was your age, I was 'Fun Size,' too.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'It's time you learned, son - in-laws and outlaws aren't necessarily opposites.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"Failure is definitely the best teacher, but I'm thinking auditing a class with Success might not hurt."

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

"Baldo, credit cards are a terrible idea! Take it from someone who has 10 of 'em."

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

'What did you learn at university today?'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

'Remember, Junior, if at first you don't succeed...come up with a good exit strategy.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

Smart people learn from experience - other peoples'.

"What is the battle cry for homeschoolers?" Kids: "Go Home!"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

People with anything valuable to say rarely become orators.

If there's one thing I've learned, it's this: Never trust someone who tries to sell you nine life insurance policies.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'