Life Lesson Navigator Prints

"My Dad gave me the birds and bees talk, I don't think he could handle the real facts of life."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Better times ahead.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"I like to consider Third Grade as just another life hack."

University of Hard Knocks

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Moral Values for Dummies

'What did you learn at university today?'

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

"Does school really help people with real life?"

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."