Nature's Navigator Pillows

"Admit it, we're lost."

Survivalists Snack Stop.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."