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"Admit it, we're lost."

Survivalists Snack Stop.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Business Duck

Fishing direction sign.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Bear Signpost.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Let's cut out the mumbo jumbo and get to the nitty gritty.'