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Leaf Blower.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Signs of Stress

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

A dream of consequence

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Having It All

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

Going to the pub with kids...

Working from home.

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children