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"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

The Grand Scheme.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

A-J, K-R, S-Z, All of the above.

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stressed over time management (colour)

"Personally, I can't imagine what mom did with all her free time before we came along!"

Stubborn Horse

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

"I am totally confused...I think I need a defragmentation!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

Coronavirus Cat and Dog: A Total Nightmare

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Financial Jungle.'

The Beyond Help Desk.

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

Method/Madness

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

"This is our new dystopian AR game, it simulates the total breakdown of the environment, government and society as a whole. Rated PG."

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Would you mind waiting out here awhile? My Mom and Dad are having one of their knock-down drag-out extravaganzas.'