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"The delight of an evening cocktail is hard to overstate."

The Grand Scheme.

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

A-J, K-R, S-Z, All of the above.

'It's going to be all right, sir. Just slow down and tell me how long you've been lost.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"Personally, I can't imagine what mom did with all her free time before we came along!"

Stressed over time management (colour)

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"The therapeutic petting zoo creatures have calmed the office, but the cleaning crew is freaking out!"

Stubborn Horse

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'I know moms can drive you crazy, but they can drive you lots of other places, too!'

Department to Control Government Growth - 'We need more room.'

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

"I am totally confused...I think I need a defragmentation!"

Man in a messy, noisy office describing, over the phone, how he loves Telesales as it gets him out of the messy, noisy city

"Now that I have it all, I'd like to scale it back a bit."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Coronavirus Cat and Dog: A Total Nightmare

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Grandkids and fish, after three days...'

'Financial Jungle.'

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

The Beyond Help Desk.

Method/Madness

Signs of Stress

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'Would you mind waiting out here awhile? My Mom and Dad are having one of their knock-down drag-out extravaganzas.'

Rush hour traffic with inconsiderate drivers.

"You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today."