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Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Not guilty?"

"Pass that."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

BIG HOOF

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Leaf Blower.

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"You were warned, Albert."

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'

"Mmmmpph!!!"