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"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Proud mums.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"