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"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'Actually, they're pretty nice, once they settle down.'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"I need to know who started it."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Hey, Jeffrey...I've got a physics question for you...The queen of static electricity is exempt! Hail me!!'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Two children play with a pedal bin

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Twiiiiiiiiins!!!!'

"Can't you just relax and enjoy my childhood."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

Baby with a full diaper 'Load Rage'

"Normally things don't get me down. But lately, just getting out of bed has been difficult."

"Well, could you give me a ballpark number?"

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'Found her. Keeping her.'

Feeding the baby

"I think our bundle of joy needs his mommy, dear!"

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

Paint fight art!

'We need another refrigerator, Mom.'

"Honey, all we want is what's quiet for us."

Supermom meets her match - super kid.

"Mijo, just do what you always do before you write a paper...it's obviously working!"