Nature's Chaos Appreciator Gifts

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Not guilty?"

"Pass that."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

BIG HOOF

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

Mr. Jonas exhibits his presence of mind

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Leaf Blower.

'I didn't tell you to sit.'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

'Hurry it up, will you? We're on in five minutes!'

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'

"Welcome to the Kit-Kat Club"

'What makes you think the boat sprung a leak?'

"You were warned, Albert."

'Just look at it ! - your tortoise has been on the rampage again!'

The Election - Chairing the member.